Think of the holidays, and a few things will probably spring to mind: Black Friday Walmart riots, family arguments fueled by spiked eggnog and of course all of those post-holiday traffic jams. Even if your holidays are merry and bright, chances are they’re more likely to bring to mind visions of sugar plums than images of naked bums -- in other words, when you think of the holidays, sex lube, whips and cuffs are probably the furthest things from your mind.
We think it’s time to change that, and your Netflix queue or DVD player is the perfect place to start. Just pop in one of these sexy Christmas movies to heat things up!
As an off-the-rails mall Santa, Billy Bob Thornton gets a surprising amount of play in this holiday comedy. When he’s not banging BBWs in the plus-size dressing room, he’s doing it anywhere and everywhere with Lauren Graham. Something tells us this experienced Santa would have no trouble finding the best lube for anyone on your naughty list.
Bruce Willis has a full head of hair in this movie. If that’s not enough to ignite your passion, throw in a bunch of muscle-bound Germans, some questionable 80s cocktail attire and a whole sleigh full of gun fights, martial arts moves and explosions and you’ve got the sexiest, most action packed holiday office party we’ve ever seen. Yippee-ki-yay!
You’ll never listen to “Let It Snow” the same way again. The holiday classic plays in the background of this movie as Charlize Theron and Ben Affleck have a seriously steamy sex scene (and there’s something for everyone, since we get to see Theron’s breasts and Ben’s perfect butt. Let’s not forget, that butt belongs to an ex-con, making this union even more spicey.
While you may not want to sandwich this flick between Home Alone One and Two in your family DVD collection, it definitely deserves a spot on this list. Every single set in this movie (with the exception of the creepy mansion party) contains a Christmas tree, and holiday lights illuminate the entire film. As for the sexual aspect of the movie, the entire plot centers on a massive orgy. Need we say more?
If you’re looking to get in the mood and in the Christmas spirit at the same time, you can’t go wrong with these movies. Who knows -- you might even get inspired to try out some new moves yourself. And if you’re visiting the ‘rents for the holidays with your significant other, be sure to check out our guide to getting it on the guest bedroom!
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