Thanksgiving: A good holiday...or the BEST holiday? Certain smells like vanilla and pumpkin pie can make men sexually excited and increase the blood flow to the penis.

Shrinkage: the revenge. A man's penis shrinks when his team scores a touchdown. Intense nonsexual excitement can make the little fella disappear.

It's fun, but is it covered by your HMO? Every year, 11,000 Americans injure themselves while trying out bizarre sexual positions.

And trying finding a shepherd at 2 am on a Friday night. The condom was originally made of lamb intestine. It was invented by Dr. Condom in the early 1500s. (University of Washington Daily, 12/21/1997)

Wham, bam. Thank you, Tarzan. Chimpanzees hold the record for the fastest quickies: sexual intercourse can last as little as three seconds.

Some people can't pass up a bargain... Napoleon's withered penis was purchased at a 1969 auction for $38,000.

But she'd keep tipping over... If she were life-sized, Barbie's measurements would be 41-19-32.

Today they'd be called The Barbies. Early French explorers named Wyoming's mountains the Grand Tetons. The name means "Big Tits."

Keep swimming and whatever you do, don't make eye contact... The average size for a sperm whale's penis is about 16 feet long - when he's not excited about anything.

Nice puppies, too... A sperm whale's testes weigh in at a bouncing 25 lbs each, about the same as a good sized bulldog.

Another good reason not to buy an SUV... In Mumbai, India, a man pulled a car with his penis in front of the Mahalakshmi Temple in protest of India's 1989 oil crisis.

Is that a moccachino in your pocket or are you glad to see me? The Archives of General Medicine say coffee drinkers have sex more frequently and enjoy it more than non-coffee drinkers.

And it made a helluva mocchachino... The first automatic vibrator was invented in 1869. It ran on boiling water and was steam-powered.

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