Thank you to everyone who entered and voted for our How Far Did You Go to Impress Your Significant Other Story Contest. Below is the story from the lucky person who received the most votes. The winner will receive an Astroglide "Love" Basket to make this guy even smoother, thanks to Astroglide. My girlfriend and I had been dating / living together for about 2 years. That particular year I had been unemployed and she was the only one working. For months and months I did odd jobs such as raking leaves, mowing grass, washing cars, whatever I could find to do. She had no idea I was working these jobs and secretly saving the money I had earned. That whole year we talked about getting engaged but we "knew" we had no money for me to buy a ring. One evening before Christmas we were in the mall purchasing a few last min gifts for her dad and I had her browse the jewelry store and had her look at everything and snaked my way into her telling me the ring she liked. We left that store and she wanted to go into the candle & soap store. She knows I can't go into those store due to allergies. So I told her Id be in the sporting good store. But really I went back and bought her ring. On Christmas at her father's house everyone opened their gifts (I had gotten her a few rotten gifts like socks, hair ties and an iron for her clothes). Well, after every thing was opened we were sitting there just talking and I said to her father, Mr. P, I have a question to ask you. Her father said ok what is it. I said I would love your daughter very much and I would like your permission to have her hand in marriage. He said yes, I would be blessed to have you for a son in law. At that point my Lady was confused and a bit stunned. I then went down on one knee told her I have never felt love the way I feel with you. I love you and want to spend every day of the rest of my life with you. She was in tears she was so surprised, shocked and happy. I know this sounds over-sensitive but seeing her that happy brought tears to my eyes. It is a day I will never forget as long as I live. She is a beautiful, kind, sweet and caring person that I am happy to spend the rest of my life with. Thank you to everyone who entered and voted for our Funniest Lube Story Contest. Below is the story from the unfortunate soul who entry received the most votes. The winner will receive an Astroglide "Love" Basket to help bring her father and uncle even closer, thanks to Astroglide. "This didn't actually happen to me, but one day, my dad and uncle had to go to Wal-Mart one day to shop for their wives. Keep in mind that both men are heavy-set, 300lbs+. When they were at the check-out counter, the lady gave them a strange look. They figured she was just having a bad day or something, so they just overlooked it. When they got to the car, they realized why she was looking at them weird. One had just bought a bottle of Astroglide while the other had just bought hemorrhoid crème. The cashier though they were 'together.'" Thank you to everyone who entered and voted for our Craziest Springbreak Stories Contest. Below is the story from the unfortunate soul who entry received the most votes. The winner will receive an Astroglide "Love" Basket to help erase this moment from their mind. "We were in Ft. Lauderdale for spring break, and had decided to hit some bars after being on the beach most of the day. I had not kept up on laundry, so I ended up going out with a short skirt, just with no underwear. I was on my period, and had been using a tampon. We were talking to a group of guys from Boston University, and one of them was hilarious. Finally he said something so outrageous, I found out I laughed too hard. The tampon I was wearing flew right out of me and landed on his foot.He looked down with a look of total horror on his face. All four of us ran until we got back to the hotel, hoping wed never see them again. The next day at breakfast, we saw them across the room in the restaurant. They were pointing and laughing. One guy came over and said 'Don't be embarrassed...obviously you have a major talent!'" Thank you to everyone who entered and voted for our Honeymoon Disaster Stories Contest. Below is the story from the unfortunate soul who entry received the most votes. The winner will receive an Astroglide "Love" Basket to help speed the healing. "My wife and I decided to take a rustic tour of Florida, where we both grew up. There were the usual issues that one would expect: poison ivy, mosquitoes, even a wild boar chase outside our cabin. But the true kicker came when we decided to go snorkeling on the Rainbow River. We had just "consummated" our marriage...all night long...to the point where my "unit" was raw and chafed (where was astroglide when I needed it?) I had applied ointment to my stuff which was apparently attractive to a school of garr, a long snouted fish with razor sharp teeth. I was studying a small blue fish when I felt a sharp pain in my crotch. I looked down to see three or four garr nibbling on my junk! Needless to say, the rest of the honeymoon was spent in the emergency room." Thank you to everyone who entered and voted for our Most Embarrassing Intimate Moment Contest. Below is the entry that received the most votes. The winner will receive an Astroglide "Love" Basket to help to erase this moment from her mind. "I once dated a man who was unusually well endowed. One night, a few hours after dinner, we started fooling around. Well I guess dinner didn't completely agree with me. During felatio, he thrust a little to far in and triggered my gag reflex. Suddenly he was covered in spaghetti dinner from the belly button down. Talk about a mood killer! Yuck!" Thank you to everyone who entered our Worst Wedding Gift Contest and to everyone who had the hard task of voting on a winner. Below is the entry that received the most votes. The winner will receive an Astroglide "Love" Basket to replace their worst wedding gift. "I knew my bridal shower would be wild and fun considering my friends. So it was no suprise when I opened a box and found an adult toy. The first odd thing that struck me was it was wrapped in tissue and not in its original packaging. Second, the cord of the thing was wrapped around it (think about your curling iron with the cord wrapped around it). All fun halted and shock set in when my MOTHER said, 'Thought you might want that. Your DAD and I didnt get anything out of it'. Can you say NIGHTMARE?" Thank you to all the couples who shared their romantic stories with us. We enjoyed reading the entries and picked the one below as our winner. Congratulations to the lucky couple, they will receive an Astroglide Love Basket. "My fiance (now my wife) and I live over 1000 miles away from the nearest ocean. She loved lighthouses. Even though she had never been to the ocean, let alone a lighthouse, she had a collection of minature light houses. During the late summer I said we'd maybe take a small trip to an amusement park in the nearest city, Denver. She thought we were headed to Denver until we pulled up at the airport. We flew to Boston and then had a short drive up the coast to Maine, where we visited the Elizabeth Point Lighthouse. She was so excited to see her first lighthouse in person. She didnt expect what came next. I told her to get a few pictures. When she turned back around from gazing out to sea I was on my knee with a diamond ring and a nervous grin."