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Love is Stupid?
My fiancé and I have a great sex life; however he is not the most eloquent, well-spoken man, if you know what I'm saying. So there we were in bed after getting busy. He says, "Babe, I think we should get married."
I was kind of expecting it, so I said "Why do you want to marry me?"

He replies,"My family likes you, and you are good in bed."

I was obviously stunned at his response. I was expecting things like: I love you, we are perfect together, you are the only one I see myself with, etc. Needless to say, I was pissed. I left and didn't talk to him for 3 days.

On the third day, a whole bunch of flowers started to come to my job, a guy with balloons, and some of his friends started to call to plead his case. He shows up, goes down on bended knee with this amazing ring. He looked like he was going to cry while apologizing for what he said.

Finally, he said the things you are supposed to say. Not the bad boy stuff he threw out the first time. So ladies...if he does something stupid, it's because he is, not because he doesn't love you.


Peggy H.


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